a dollar for a piece of cheese?

I decided I HAVE to put these down before I forget. Two recent conversations with Cody:

Cody: Where's the people?
Me: What people?
Cody (frustrated): the people!
Me: Honey, I don't know what you're talking about.
Cody (totally frustrated): You're not speaking English. I'm speaking English and you're not speaking English.
(I finally figured out he was saying paper the way little kids can't really say their 'r's, but I still didn't know what he was talking about.)

Yesterday -
Cody: Can I have some cheese?
Me: No honey, we're just about to have lunch.
Cody: If you give me some cheese, I'll give you some money.
Me (laughing): really?
Cody (totally serious): Do you want money?
Me (still chuckling inside): yeah
Cody: Then get me some cheese.
(I cut him a piece of cheese and he pulled out his money jar and gave me a whole dollar!)